Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (34 page)

"I Get a Kick Out of Me"

[Two SAILORS are discovered holding up a life
preserver that reads Anything Goes. The life preserver
frames the face of PATTI LUPONE. The sailors sing.]

SAILORS

PATTI

SAILORS

PATTI

[She sings with typical, mush-mouthed diction.]

[She brushes the life preserver aside.]

[Dance break to prerecorded tape, into which PATTI,
bored to death, puts minimal effort. The SAILORS, of
course, chorus-boy-smile up a storm.]

ONE SAILOR

OTHER SAILOR