Authors: Cathy Kelly
at and the Anorak Girlies gave her an appraising look.
Flushing to be singled out so noticeably, Cara waved
back at him.
‘You’re Ewan’s friend Cara,’ cooed the red head, cute as
a button in a purple velvet hat that set off her ringlets
beautifully. ‘He told us all about you. Come and cheer
with us,’ she invited. ‘We’re his friends. I’m Arlene, going
out with Michael,’ she said proudly, ‘the one who nearly
scored. And Barbara’s dating Dave, the left back.’
‘Coo-ee, Dave,’ shrieked Barbara, as if to prove the
point.
Dave looked around and a Dems man cannoned into
him, knocking them both to the ground.
Barbara giggled nervously. “I hope he’s OK,’ she said.
‘Probably just concussion or a cracked rib or two,’
reassured Cara, a dedicated Arsenal fan who took a dim
view of people distracting the players.
Both women giggled skittishly again. ‘You are a card,’ Arlene said, ‘Isn’t she, Babs?’
Cara smiled tightly and took a step away. How did she
come to get stuck beside them? And whatever did they
mean by ‘Ewan’s told us all about you’?
By half-time, she’d managed to put at least two yards
between herself and the Anorak Girls, and St Helen’s had
managed only to let in two goals.
‘Hi, Cara,’ said Ewan, emerging from the sea of mud
with a broad smile on his face. ‘You got here OK, and I see
you met Babs and Arlene.’
They were busy waving excitedly at a concussed-looking
Dave and a very muddy Michael. But like lap dogs, hearing
their names and sensing titbits, they smiled in Ewan’s
direction.
‘They’re great, aren’t they?’ he said fondly, running a
sweaty hand through his equally sweaty hair.
‘Marvellous,’ Cara said brightly, thinking that she hadn’t
wasted nine-fifty on a taxi to stand beside the sort of
women she couldn’t bear to talk to under normal circumstances.
Over made-up in the extreme, Arlene and Babs
looked like they were done up for a disco, not a freezing
February football match.
‘I told them to watch out for you,’ Ewan said sheepishly.
‘Didn’t want you feeling lost. Are you enjoying yourself?’
Suddenly, it was as if the day had turned tropical.
Instead of the icy wind clutching her extremities, Cara felt
as if she was being warmed by a benevolent sun.
Ewan had wanted her to feel at home. He’d warned
people in advance about her coming. Forget what she’d
thought about this not being a date: it was one.
‘Absolutely,’ she replied, eyes shining.
He touched her arm briefly in response. ‘Great. I’d
better go and discuss tactics,’ he said, and then added
ruefully: ‘Or discuss how not to lose too humiliatingly.’
‘You’re doing great,’ Cara said with an encouraging grin.
‘Go get ‘em.’
He ran off and she found herself admiring him do it.
Those baggy jeans hid a well-muscled form, she realised,
as she watched his gluteal muscles ripple under filthy
shorts.
‘Want a sandwich?’ inquired a voice and she looked
around to find Arlene opening a Tupperware box containing
freshly cut brown bread sandwiches glistening with
succulent egg. ‘Babs has coffee and we’ve got a hip flask of
brandy.’
‘Because it’d freeze your boobs off out here,’ said Babs
with the inevitable giggle.
‘I’m sure you’ve only got cups for two people,’ said
Cara, astonished.
‘No.’ Babs reached into her giant handbag and extracted
a mini tower of polystyrene cups. ‘I’ve brought loads. I
always do.’
Babs and Arlene went up several notches in her estimation.
They weren’t as dumb as they looked.
‘Thanks,’ she said gratefully. ‘I’d love a sandwich and I’d
kill for a coffee.’
Fortified by coffee, sandwiches and a decent nip of
brandy - Babs’ flask proved to be of the big variety - Cara
watched the rest of the match in comfort and enjoyed
herself chatting to the girls.
While St Helen’s went on to score two goals, Babs and
Arlene gently grilled Cara about herself and she, just as
gently, grilled them about Ewan. He’d been at school with
Dave and Michael, loved skiing and hadn’t brought anyone
to a football match since breaking up with his last girlfriend, an advertising executive named Layla who was,
according to Babs, ‘a complete bitch’.
‘She thought she was so clever and looked down her
posh nose at us,’ sniffed Arlene, who was a beautician,
‘because she was a big noise in her company.’
Cara felt a twinge of guilt. She’d been looking down her
nose a bit at them too, judging them totally by their girlish
giggles and heavy make-up. They could just as easily have
judged her on her bolshie, couldn’t-give-a-damn clothes,
but they hadn’t. They’d kindly given her the benefit of the
doubt before they judged.
‘And her hair …’ shuddered Babs, a colourist by profession.
‘She thought that fat blonde streaks looked nice on
jet black hair, God help her. Somebody should have told
her it looked awful.’
‘If she hadn’t been going out with Ewan, whom we love,
I’d have certainly told her,’ Arlene said menacingly. ‘Proper
little cow, she was.’
Cara roared with laughter. ‘How do I measure up?’ she
asked gleefully.
Arlene turned away from the match and raised one
exquisitely pencilled eyebrow as she surveyed Cara.
‘You’ll do,’ she grinned. ‘You’re normal, like us. Ewan
said you were dead on and he was telling the truth.’
The final whistle blew. Three:two to Dems.
After the usual back slapping and hand shaking, the
teams dispersed, running either into the tiny clubhouse or
over to the knots of supporters.
Arlene and Babs hurried off to their boyfriends while
Ewan loped over to Cara.
‘The girls giving you the third degree?’ he panted,
bending over and stretching his muscles.
‘They now know my birth sign, my bank account
number and what shampoo I use,’ she joked. ‘And we
shared coffee, sandwiches and brandy which kept me from
freezing to death. They’re great fun, I like them,’ she said
truthfully.
‘Knew you would.’ Ewan stood up straight. ‘Well, we got
hammered, so myself and the lads feel we should go out
and get hammered again, if you get my meaning. You’re
still on for going out for a meal?’
Even hot and sweaty, his face flushed from exertion,
Ewan looked good. That wide, mobile and eminently
kissable mouth was waiting for her answer.
‘Of course. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.’
‘Great. I’ll give you my keys and you can sit in the car
while I shower.’
In the car park, Arlene and Babs were rummaging inside
a massive black jeep, the doors open and M People’s
‘Moving On Up’ pumping out of the stereo system.
Cara wandered over to say hello and her jaw dropped.
They had come prepared in more than just the catering
department, she realised with a shock as they both
emerged from the back seat sans anoraks, wearing dressy
clothes. Babs had replaced her faded denim outfit with a
black brocade jacket worn over velvet bootlegs while
Arlene was now encased in spray-on black jeans and a
long-sleeved purple body that revealed a dizzying amount
of cleavage each time the matching cardigan swung open.
They’d swopped their pitch-side flat shoes for high heels
but, even so, were both at least four inches shorter than
Cara. Beside them, she felt more than a bit inadequate, not
to mention very tall.
‘Girls,’ she said equably as she looked at her man’s navy
overcoat, tattered faded jeans, ancient lace-up brown
boots, and Phoebe’s crimson chenille jumper - lent for the
occasion because Cara had nothing clean - ‘you make me
sick. How come you pair are done up to the nines after
watching a football match in the freezing cold and I look
like I’ve been playing in it?’
‘Listen, girl,’ said Arlene firmly, ‘I have to make a big
effort to look good because I’m short, put on weight
quicker than a pregnant woman, and without blusher I’ve
a face as round as Ronald McDonald. You, on the other
hand, don’t have to do anything. Look at you,’ she said in
exasperation, staring at Cara’s fine-boned gypsyish face
with its plump lips and huge dark eyes. ‘You’ve amazing
bone structure, blow job lips …’
Babs broke into howls of filthy laughter at this. ‘Lucky
Ewan,’ she shrieked.
‘And,’ continued Arlene, ‘you’ve got a great body with
those bleedin’ long legs I’d kill for.’
‘Whaddya mean, great body?’ muttered an astounded
and embarrassed Cara. ‘I’m just big, I’m like a man.’
‘You’re athletic,’ Arlene said. ‘Not big. If I looked like
you do in jeans and that jumper, I wouldn’t be bothering
with all this slap now. So,’ she asked with a smirk, ‘does
this worrying about what you’re wearing mean you’re
coming out with us? Ewan’d like you to …’
Cara swatted Arlene’s red ringlets with a gentle hand.
‘Docs the word “subtle” mean anything to you, Arlene?’
she demanded goodhumouredly.
Babs roared with laughter again. ‘You wouldn’t ask that
question if you saw the leopardskin bikini she’s just
bought. It’s got so much uplift, her boobs are pushed up
around her chin and she could eat her dinner off them.’
By the time the lads arrived back at the cars, wearily
carrying sports bags and slugging back cans of isotonic
drinks, Cara and the girls were having their own little party
in the comfort of the jeep, listening to M People and telling
dirty jokes. Babs had produced a bag of diet chocolate bars
which they’d wolfed down with the rest of the coffee,
spiked with brandy, naturally.
‘You were wunnerful!’ slurred Babs, flinging herself at
Michael when he opened the driver’s door.
‘You little wagons, you’ve started without us,’ he said,
getting a sniff of her boozy breath. ‘We’ll have to catch up.’
‘Not the hip flask again, Babs,’ Ewan groaned, appearing
at the other door beside Cara, freshly washed dark hair flopping around his eyes. ‘I told you pair to look after her, not get her pissed.’
‘Nobody got me pissed,’ interrupted Cara. ‘I’m not
pissed.’
‘OK,’ grinned Ewan, ‘get out of the jeep and let’s see
you walk a straight line.’
Laughing, she tumbled out of the door, caught her boot
in the dangling seatbelt and would have fallen flat on to
the tarmac if he hadn’t grabbed her.
‘Shit!’ she gasped, head buried against his scratchy
woollen sweater, arms clutched around his waist as she
tried to right herself.
‘Not drunk, huh?’ his voice said, surprisingly strong arms
holding her safely.
Inside the jeep, the other girls were convulsed with
laughter.
‘She’s pie-eyed!’ screeched Babs between snorts of
laughter.
Cara wriggled upwards, trying to get her balance back
with one hand leaning on the jeep, the other on Ewan’s
shoulder. But he still held on to her, arms around her waist
until they were standing face to face, hip bone to hip bone.
That close, she could smell the just-showered smell of
him and feel the warmth of his breath against her cheek.
For a brief moment she gazed into his face, letting her eyes
roam over the intelligent, sexy eyes and down to the
mobile mouth. He was watching her watching him, his
gaze intense. The electricity between them was palpable
and Cara felt as if time had stood still, as if there was
nobody watching them, as if they were alone in the car
park and anything could happen.
‘Bruno’s?’ said somebody.
Cara wondered if she’d imagined it, a voice breaking
into their own private world.
‘Bruno’s?’ said the voice again. ‘What do you think,
Ewan? Are you on for Bruno’s?’
He moved away from her, just a tiny movement but it
broke the tension between them. ‘Yeah, that’d be fine.’ He
looked at Cara. ‘Would you like to go to Bruno’s to eat?’ he
asked softly.
She nodded, thinking of what she’d like to do with Ewan
and eating dinner in Bruno’s wasn’t on the list. Not at that
moment anyway.
As if he could read her mind, Ewan grinned, kissed her
gently on the lips in almost brotherly fashion, and took her
hand. ‘Let’s go. We can go off for a drink on our own later,
if you’d like?’ he added.
Cara wondered if her eyes could bore into his soul,
because she was sure he could see into hers. It was a heady
feeling. She gave him a liquid gaze, her eyes dark. ‘I’d like
that very much,’ she said in a voice that sounded huskier
than normal.
They piled into two cars - the jeep and Ewan’s sports
car - and drove to the DART station where they left the
cars and took the train into the city. Despite losing the
match, everyone was in high spirits and it was a good
humoured group of six which piled into the restaurant,
taking a table by the window where they could look
through the frosted glass and watch the trendies of Temple
Bar walk past.