Authors: Cathy Kelly
and studied it intently. She barely lowered it when a
beautiful blonde woman wearing what looked like a
Gucci jumpsuit entertained the whole table by telling
them the restaurant’s specials for the night, switching
from English to perfectly accented Italian when she
named Italian dishes, and to Spanish when she named
Spanish dishes.
There are more specials than dishes on the menu,’
chuckled Max, as he went back to his. ‘You pick something
then they tell you about fifteen other gorgeous things you
immediately decide to have instead.’
Despite all the exotic-sounding courses on the menu,
Evie didn’t feel in the slightest bit hungry any more.
Peering around her, she spotted one elegant brunette in a
grape-coloured silk sheath reaching for her pre-dinner
drink: something in a pretty triangular glass with a couple
of olives in it.
That was it - she’d have a Martini. They were classy and
elegant, Evie sniffed. Nobody would think she was a bog
woman when she was sipping a Martini.
‘Vodka or gin?’ inquired the waiter politely when she
asked for it.
‘Vodka,’ Evie said recklessly, knowing that a moment’s
hesitation would let everyone know she’d assumed Martini
came straight out of the Martini bottle. Did they put vodka
in as well? Of course, they must, she realised, thinking that
James Bond always wanted a vodka one.
‘Olives or a twist?’ inquired the waiter.
‘Olives,’ she smiled, since she wasn’t sure what a twist
was. When the drinks came Vida was regaling everyone
with stories of her first time abroad with her first husband
and how she’d drunk the tap water in her tiny Greek hotel
room and been sick for three days. Acting nonchalantly,
Evie took one confident sip of her elegant Martini and
nearly choked. Christ! It tasted like neat vodka.
‘I never had you down as a Vodka Martini woman,’ Max
murmured under his breath.
‘Just love them,’ said Evie gaily, taking another throat
burning gulp. The fiery liquid was doing its work: hitting
her stomach like molten fire and spreading its heady
warmth throughout her entire body. Halfway down the glass already, Evie, who practically never drank more than a couple of weak G & Ts, decided she’d have another.
If Max was surprised, he didn’t say anything. Cara wasn’t
so reticent. ‘Evie, you never drink Martinis,’ she pointed
out.
‘Yes, I do,’ she replied loftily. ‘Maybe I’ll borrow your
hangover shirt tomorrow!’ Going off into a fit of giggles,
she finished her first drink, swallowed her olives and
started on the next one.
Not even the delicious risotto she had for a starter could
compete with the neat vodka swilling around inside her
and Evie was soon well on the way to being plastered. No
longer caring that she looked drab and uninteresting, she
winked at her Martini waiter and waggled her empty glass
at him.
‘You sure you want another?’ asked Max gently. He put
an arm around her shoulders and she practically purred at
his touch. ‘Maybe you should have a glass of wine instead.’
Evie raised her eyebrows haughtily. “I can decide for
myself, you know. No man tells me what to do. I fancy a
drink, that’s all.’
Max grabbed the finger she’d been pointing at him. ‘Fair
enough, Ms Fraser, I don’t want you to batter me. I simply
don’t want you to have a hangover in the morning.’
Smiling delightedly, Evie screwed up her eyes at him.
‘Why?’ she demanded coquettishly. ‘Have you exciting
plans for me?’
For a moment, Max dropped his guard and the laughing
expression left his face. ‘Yes,’ he said simply. ‘If you let me.’
The waiter set her third Martini in front of Evie. Feeling
suddenly sobered up, nervous and excited all at the same
time, she took a sip, anything to gain a moment’s respite
from the intense expression on Max’s face.
This was dangerous, so dangerous. She’d said she wasn’t
a gambling person and yet here she was gambling with her
heart, her future and with the affections of two men as if
she was a high roller in Monte Carlo.
‘Not having another, Evie?’ called Andrew across the
table, shattering the intimate moment.
‘Oh, Dad,’ groaned Evie, ‘not you too. Anyone would
swear I was a teenager with her first shandy to listen to
you lot!’
‘Tell me about it,’ muttered Rosie, who’d had terrible
trouble persuading her grandfather to let her have one
glass of wine.
‘I thought we could drive to Ronda tomorrow,’ Vida
said, changing the subject because she sensed arguments
looming. ‘We can flop out by the pool in the afternoon but
it’d be lovely to do some sightseeing in the cool of the
morning.’
‘Sounds brill,’ said Cara, who got bored lying by the pool
and was never too bothered about getting a tan. ‘Doesn’t
it?’ she said to Rosie.
‘Yeah,’ said Rosie, who longed to be mahogany immediately
and had planned to stay glued to a sun lounger with
her head in a book for hours each day.
Vida and Andrew began discussing what they’d read
from their guide book about the region.
‘Ronda is in a beautiful, mountainous position, and
involves a nerve-racking road trip,’ Max said, not looking at
Evie. ‘Not the sort of drive to take when you’re hangover.’
She raised her glass defiantly and sank her third Martini,
by now used to the fiery taste. ‘Really?’ she said cheerfully.
Bright lights hit Evie’s head like the headlamps of an
oncoming truck. They burned into her closed eyes,
making her aware of the red hot needles being jammed
into her skull.
‘Go ‘way,’ she croaked, vainly trying to get hold of the
sheet and cover her head with it to block out the agonisingly
painful light.
‘Mum, you have to get up,’ Rosie shouted. At least, it
sounded as if she was shouting.
‘Don’t yell,’ Evie said weakly.
‘I’m not,’ yelled Rosie, opening the other curtain to let
daylight pierce the gloom of the bedroom.
She sat on the bed beside her mother’s inert form and
looked at the grey face on the pillow. ‘I’ve got some orange
juice for you. I’m sure you’re dead thirsty.’
Quite how her seventeen-year-old daughter knew that a
hangover made you thirsty Evie didn’t know, but she
stored the information at the back of her head and decided
she’d deal with that later. Right now, she had to cope with
what was obviously either a brain haemorrhage or the
worst hangover she’d ever had in her life. Lying prone, she
felt as if the whole bed was vibrating, her body was bathed
in a cold sweat and her skull was being Kangohammered
from the inside.
‘We’re going to Ronda in about half an hour, if you’re up
to it,’ Rosie said. ‘It’s half-nine now. Vida and Grandpops
got the most amazing little rolls and honey for breakfast
and we had it on the verandah. I’d love to sunbathe,’ she
added, ‘but Grandpops and Vida have their heart set on a
sightseeing trip. Will you come?’
Evie moved a fraction in the bed and the Kangohammer
went into overdrive. ‘God, no,’ she moaned. ‘I’m
dying, Rosie. I can’t go anywhere.’
‘That’s what Cara said,’ her daughter replied prosaically.
‘I’ve never seen you drunk before, Mum. You were very
funny.’
Funny? Evie feebly tried to remember the night before.
She could remember the Martinis and something funny
about shrimps … oh, yes, feeding Max garlicky shrimps as
if he was a seal, insisting he eat them as she dangled them
over his mouth. And did she bang into the door on her way
out? Or was it a person …
‘It’s just as well Max was here, otherwise we’d have
never got you up the stairs,’ Rosie explained, blithely
unaware of how devastating her words were to her
mortally embarrassed mother. ‘Cara said she could probably
manage to give you a fireman’s lift but Max just
picked you up as easily as if you were Sasha.’ In her
tangled sheets, Evie burned with shame. Max picking her
up when she had passed out, after she’d been force
feeding him shrimps and bashing drunkenly into people
and doors on the way out. What must he think of her?
He’d taken them all to that beautiful restaurant to celebrate
their holiday and she’d got plastered and made a
holy show of herself. Evie burrowed deeper into the bed
with the disgrace of it all. She felt humiliated, demeaned
and utterly mortified. She’d just remembered passing out
once they got back to the villa.
‘Are you dying?’ asked Cara, loudly and irritatingly
goodhumouredly, plonking herself on the bed and jarring
Evie’s painful head.
‘Yes,’ she moaned. She lifted her head an inch from the
pillow, opened her glued-up eyes again and asked: ‘Was I
dreadful? What did I do?’
‘You were fine,’ Cara said, ‘apart from when you got up
on top of the coffee table downstairs when you tried to
pull up your dress to show us your appendectomy scar . . ,’
‘Oh, no,’ Evie wailed before she realised she didn’t have
an appendectomy scar.
‘Only kidding!’ chuckled Cara. ‘Listen, Evie, you got
drunk, you passed out, you were fine. Big deal. We all do it.’
“I don’t,’ she said tearfully.
‘Well, you obviously needed to or you wouldn’t have,’
Cara said with irrefutable logic.
‘You were fine, Mum,’ Rosie piped up. ‘You had a big
conversation with Vida about how you were sorry you
were such a bitch to her before and that you didn’t mind
if, er …’ Rosie hesitated, ‘… you didn’t mind what she
and Grandpops did.’
Not caring if her head fell off or not, Evie sat up shakily
in bed and stared at her daughter. An appalling feeling that
some part of this conversation was familiar crept over her.
‘What were you going to add, Rosie?’ she asked. ‘What
did I really say? Tell me.’ Her voice was shrill with horror.
Rosie looked away cagily.
‘Please,’ begged Evie. It mightn’t be as bad as she
thought …
‘What you actually said,’ began Cara, ‘was that you
didn’t give a fiddler’s toss if they broke the bed and the
wardrobe bouncing from one to the other having sex, so
long as they were happy together.’
Evie’s feverish hangover faded into an icy sweat and she
lay down in the bed in shock. Being drunk obviously
meant you parrotted things you’d thought earlier but
would never have said aloud in a million years. If she’d said that to Vida, who knew what she’d said to Max under the truth drug effect of half a litre of vodka? Probably that she
wanted him to take her to bed and make mad passionate
love to her.
The fact that it was true was immaterial. That made it
worse. In vino veritas, people always said. Now Max
would know she was crazily in love with him, Vida would
know she’d hated her for ages and the inhabitants of
Puerto Banus would know she was Ireland’s Bog Woman
of the Year, incapable of going anywhere even vaguely
sophisticated without carrying on like some dopey heifer
who’d never been out of Bally-go-backwards before. That
was it: she wanted to die. Now, as soon as possible, before
she had to face Vida her father or most especially Max,
ever again.
‘Is Evie coming with us?’ called Andrew from the
bottom of the stairs.
‘No,’ Cara yelled back. She got off the bed and kissed
her sister on the forehead. ‘We’ll see you later, sis.’
Evie wished everyone would stop yelling. Didn’t they
know she had a hangover?
‘Are you sure you’re all right on your own?’ asked Rosie
anxiously, perching beside her. ‘I’ll stay with you, Mum.
You look as if you need cheering up.’
Evie managed a weak smile. She’d feel a complete
failure as a mother if her drunken behaviour meant Rosie
had to miss a sightseeing trip on the first day of her
holiday. ‘I’m fine, darling, really. I just need some sleep and I’ll be right as rain when you get back, I promise.’
Rosie left reluctantly, after making sure Evie had a big
glass of orange juice beside her and some fruit by the bed
in case she got hungry. Some hope, Evie thought, eyeing
the basket of grapes, apricots and peaches. Just looking at a
peach could make her projectile vomit like the kid from The Exorcist.
When she heard the front door slam, Evie sank back into
her pillows with relief She needed to be on her own to
cope with the embarrassment and her hangover.
She drank her orange juice thirstily, barely tasting the
just-squeezed juice as it rushed down her throat, slaking
the hangover thirst. No sooner had she finished the last
drop than she became aware that orange juice wasn’t the
right thing to drink with an acidic stomach.
Feeling the bile rise in her throat, she dragged herself out
of the bed, staggered into the bathroom and was sick over and over again. Her stomach hurt and her throat was raw from puking. She was so tired, she sat clutching the toilet
bowl for support, wondering if she’d ever get the energy to