Authors: Cathy Kelly
detail to do with the banqueting hall where she and Simon
were holding the reception. The wedding co-ordinator had
been strangely vague on the phone, muttering about ‘wanting
to make extra sure everything’s perfect’. Which meant another two hours gone driving into the city centre and back.
With Mary installed in The Duchess of Ormond hotel’s
airy reception sipping coffee, Evie followed the wedding
co-ordinator upstairs to the banqueting hall where bad
news was waiting.
A fire had damaged the very room Evie and Simon had
booked, the prettiest room with a terrace where the guests
could gaze out over the Dublin skyline and sip drinks
surrounded by Italian urns overflowing with white, star
shaped flowers. The only other option was the biggest
banqueting room, twice the size, very grand, but sadly a lot
too big for the small number of guests at the Fraser/Todd
nuptials.
‘We are so terribly, terribly sorry,’ the wedding
co-ordinator apologised for about the eighth time in a row.
‘We know you had your heart set on the Leinster Suite but
the Munster one is very nice and my superior says we’ll
only charge you half the corkage on the wine by way of
making things up to you.’
Evie gazed around the enormous, icy blue Munster Suite
and thought of how her guests would rattle around in it
like the last few matches in a box. Very formal, it wasn’t
anywhere near as nice as the cosy yellow room with the
elegant cornices picked out in gold and the marigold
coloured brocade curtains that fell in graceful swags to the
polished wooden floor.
‘There’s nothing else we can do,’ the wedding
co-ordinator said desperately, seeing the bleak look on
Evie’s face. He could hardly know that she wasn’t just thinking about the venue for her wedding. That she was, instead, thinking that this was just another terrible omen
for a day that seemed doomed.
‘It’s fine,’ Evie said, switching on to automatic pilot.
She decided not to tell Mary about the Munster Suite
disaster. If she had, they’d have had to rent a hotel room so
Mary could lie down for an hour and get over the shock. It
was hard to believe that Simon’s mother wasn’t that much
older than Vida. She was so vibrant and beautiful, loved
life and embraced it with a passion. She wouldn’t have
dreamed of moving into a granny flat with Max and his
new bride: if she was on her own at Mary’s age, she’d
probably book herself on a cruise, learn the Lambada,
collect a whole range of men friends to take her out to
dinner and decide to do a computer course.
‘Problems?’ asked Mary, hands fluttering nervously
about her bosom when Evie came to collect her.
‘Nothing,’ she lied easily.
She couldn’t lie to Simon. With his mother installed in
his dining room, waiting for the first course of the meal Evie
had flung together, she broke it to him. Simon, just home
from work, took his glasses off and spent three minutes
massaging the bridge of his nose tensely afterwards.
‘This is too much to cope with,’ he said, eyes blinking
myopically without his glasses. ‘Too much.’
His left hand began to flutter just like his mother’s. Up
and down, up and down. Just like Mary’s. Evie stared at it
in alarm. Had he done that before? Why had she never
noticed it until now?
‘Don’t panic,’ she said. ‘It’s only a room, Simon. It’s not
the end of the world.’
‘I’m so stressed at the minute,’ he said, voice rising.
His hand stopped fluttering and began to run through
his sandy hair, fluffing it absently into mad little tufts. ‘First
my mother doesn’t like the perfect house - and it was perfect. Now this. I don’t think I can take any more.’
You and me both, Evie thought, a little hysterically.
‘Simon,’ she said, ‘do you think we could have a bottle
of wine with dinner? I could do with a drink.’
‘Drink isn’t the answer,’ he answered in a shrill voice.
‘I’ll have a sherry then,’ she said grimly.
When Simon went inside to - stupidly, in Evie’s
opinion - tell his mother about the crisis with the
reception room, Evie drained her sherry and had another,
this one filled to the brim instead of halfway up the
Waterford crystal port glass.
This is terrible, she told herself, sticking a knife into the
potatoes to see if they were boiled. She was turning into a
lush. She was the one who usually gave out to Cara for
drinking too much, and in the past month she’d been
plastered once and consumed at least six glasses of wine on
her hen night.
Like every other time she thought about that night, Evie
felt her legs weaken at the memory of making love with
Max. She couldn’t help it: it was an automatic reaction, the
same way she smiled when she saw a baby or gasped at the
very thought of a rat. Max, Max, Max. He still ran through
her head like Morse code, hanging out the same word over
and over again.
Simon came into the kitchen and leaned over the
saucepan, steaming up his glasses immediately. Would he
ever learn not to do that? Evie stifled the urge to thump
him. He irritated the hell out of her much of the time. And
she was going to marry him in two weeks and spend the
rest of her life with him, being irritated. Her legs felt weak
again and this time, it wasn’t from thinking about Max.
‘Here.’ She handed Simon two plates filled with the
tomato and feta cheese salad she’d made for the first course. She hadn’t bothered washing the iceberg lettuce.
No doubt Mary would discover half a slug in hers. ‘Take
these in, Simon, I’ll be right behind you.’
Mary decided to stay at Simon’s that night, which meant
that Evie couldn’t. It was a blessing in disguise, she knew,
because she wasn’t in the mood for a passionate encounter
with her fiance. Yet she was peeved that his mother’s
presence meant her staying over was out of the question.
‘It’s not as if we’d be having a one-night stand,’ she said
caustically. ‘We’re engaged to be married, Simon. We’re not
going to be at it like knives while she watches Antiques
Roadshow.’
‘I know, but my mother is very old-fashioned, very set in
her ways.’
Like her son, Evie reflected.
For Olivia’s dinner party on Saturday, Cara brought two
bottles of red wine, strawberry cheesecake from the delicatessen - and Phoebe.
‘I couldn’t leave her at home,’ she whispered to Olivia,
briefly explaining the story as they stowed Cara’s cheesecake
in the fridge.
‘You had to bring her, poor child,’ Olivia said, determined
to make Phoebe feel utterly at home.
‘Now,’ she said, arriving back in the sitting room with
wine, mineral water and fruit juice, ‘who wants what? I
know you probably want wine, Cara,’ she added teasingly
‘But I’m on the fruit juice tonight because I’ve a busy day
tomorrow.’
‘Me too,’ said Phoebe, seizing the excuse to avoid alcohol.
‘Wonderful,’ said Olivia cosily, ‘your bold best friend
here often makes me feel like a boring old dear if I don’t
get pissed with her. I love fruit juice and I’m not much of a
drinker.’
Phoebe smiled and accepted a glass of juice. When she
wasn’t looking, Cara shot Olivia a deeply grateful look.
Vida arrived with a fragrant bunch of Stargazer lillies,
several bottles of Frascati and some Amaretti biscuits. ‘I felt in an Italian mood,’ she said gaily, kissing Olivia.
‘Congratulations on your new show, darling,’ she added.
‘I want to hear all about it. Cara, hello. This must be your
flatmate, Phoebe? Hello, dear. Cara’s always telling me
you’re pretty and I can see she’s telling the truth.’
This was exactly the right thing to say. Phoebe, who’d
been looking out of sorts, beamed at Vida.
‘Let’s sit together and you can tell me all about my
stepdaughter,’ Vida said confidingly. ‘I want the whole low
down - men, money, and how many of those awful
chocolate ice creams she eats a week!’
Phoebe giggled into her fruit juice. Olivia and Cara
heaved sighs of relief. Vida always knew exactly the right
thing to say.
Rosie and Evie rolled up twenty minutes later, clutching
wine, mineral water and a huge container of Evie’s
homemade mushroom soup. The smell mingled with the
heavenly scent of Olivia’s famous seafood pasta bake
which was emanating from the kitchen.
‘I love that stuff,’ Phoebe said hungrily, sniffing the soup
container.
‘Sorry we’re late,’ apologised Rosie, who looked like she
was heading for a night on the tiles in a black Lycra catsuit
and suede boots. ‘My fault. I was late home from town.
Shopping.’ She did a twirl. ‘Ł39.99 in Miss Selfridge.
Whaddya think?’
‘If it’d fit me, I’d love to borrow it,’ Cara said enviously.
‘It’ll never fit me now,’ Phoebe added miserably, hand
going to her non-existent bump.
‘Nonsense! You have naturally good bone structure,’
Vida said briskly, patting Phoebe’s hand. ‘You’ll never have
a problem with your figure.’
The dinner party was great fun and the food and drink,
though marvellous, were secondary to the conversation.
Sasha, theoretically in bed but allowed to sit up and be
petted by her adoring aunties, showed everyone the doll’s
house her daddy had bought her and then produced a
painting that showed ‘Mummy and Daddy living all in the
same place.’
Olivia’s eyes filled with tears as Sasha proudly showed
her painting to everyone, but they weren’t sad tears. When
Sasha was back in bed with her cuddly toy menagerie, Cara
soon had everyone in knots over how she and a half
undressed Ewan had hidden under the computer desks in
her office when they’d heard Bernard Redmond pounding
up the stairs.
‘Penny must have been waiting outside the door while
we were there. She kept insisting to Bernard that there was
nobody else in the room and he kept insisting he hadn’t
seen me go out so I had to be there!’ Cara recounted,
laughing till it hurt. ‘Ewan stuffed his shirt in my mouth to
stop me from giggling out loud. I bit a hole in it! He didn’t
mind, but he said he’d only bought it new that day to
impress me.’
Olivia told them all about her prospective new programme:
an hour-long afternoon chat show where she’d
interview people, with some pre-recorded stuff on local
events from a roving reporter. Nancy Roberts had heard
about it through the grapevine and had smashed the glass
coffee table in her dressing room by dropping her wine
cooler on to it in a fit of rage.
‘It was priceless,’ Olivia said, wiping away tears of
laughter. ‘Nita, her assistant, ran out for fear Nancy was
going to stab her with a sliver of glass and nobody else
would dare go in to clean it up because she was ranting
and raving like a banshee, so Kevin locked her in until she
calmed down.’
Rosie had lots of tales of similar tantrum-throwing at the
Wicklow location where Mia Koen had taken to refusing to
get into costume every day until after Max arrived.
‘She’s such a tart,’ Rosie said scathingly. ‘She’s got this
see-through white dressing gown and prances around in it
with no underwear until he gets there and sees her. Then she goes into the costume van. You can’t move for technicians on set every morning, hoping for a glimpse of her tits.
Not that she’s got any.’ Rosie sniffed.
Vida noticed that the only person who didn’t convulse
with laughter at this was Evie. Remarkably quiet during
the meal, she’d stiffened at the mention of Mia Koen and
stopped eating, pushing pieces of succulent cod and fat,
juicy mussels round her plate aimlessly. She’d lost weight
too, Vida realised. She’d also lost the sparkle in her eyes
that had been so blindingly obvious when they’d all been
on holiday in Spain. The reason had to be Max.
Vida hated interfering but she suddenly decided that it
was far too important not to let poor Evie throw herself
away on that nice but drippy Simon if she was actually in
love with Max. Some not-so-subtle prodding would do the
trick.
‘How are the wedding plans going, Evie?’ she asked
brightly.
‘Thrilling,’ Evie said tonelessly. ‘Simon’s mother Mary
doesn’t like any of the houses he keeps picking, and to be
honest, neither do I. The wedding reception is going to be
in a different room, a horrible room, because there was a
fire in the one we’d booked. I daresay the wedding dress
shop will be struck by lightning and the isle of Crete will
sink mysteriously into the sea, just so the dress and the honeymoon will be ruined too, to balance things up.’
Nobody spoke for a moment.
‘More wine, girls?’ asked Olivia in desperation.
Vida waited until Evie went to the bathroom to say her
piece. Following her, she pulled her stepdaughter into the
blue-and-white-tiled room and shut the door.
‘We’ve got to talk.’
Evie was silent. Talking was beyond her. She felt as if