Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (13 page)

Thank U!
Cradle his penis in the ‘U’ between your thumb and your fingers, with your thumb touching the underside of his shaft. Keeping your wrist loose and your grip firm, begin stroking at a diagonal angle.

Sausage Wrap.
Just enclose his shaft in your five hot little fingers with your thumb at the top and stroke.

Upside-Down Sausage Wrap.
Reposition your wrist so your thumb is facing the bottom of his shaft.

Two-Fister.
Try any of the basic grips above, but use two hands. Don’t lose your balance!

Handjob How-To’s

Combine your favorite grips with these erotic techniques and write your own happy endings.

Ol’ Faithful.
Hold him around the base of his shaft, and as you slowly glide your fingers up over the head of his penis, tighten your grip. Before you head back down, loosen your fingers. Use your other hand to caress his balls or his taint.

Twister.
With every stroke, give a slippery twist up and down the length of his shaft. Just think of the classic barber shop stripe on the pole!

Pumper.
Starting at the base of his penis, stroke way up past the tip. Start again at the base and keep repeating. This big-sensation stroke works well to turn soft into hard.

Turtleneck.
No lube necessary! Grasp him firmly just under the ridge, and stretch his skin without gliding—up and down in mini-strokes.

Knob Polisher.
Place your open palm on top of the head of his penis, enclose him in your fingers, and begin twisting around like you’re polishing his knob.

V-Spotter.
Start directly beneath the head, and glide your hand up and down in short, swift mini-strokes between the middle of the head to just under the ridge—no more than 1-2 inches. This technique is good if your guy has an overly-sensitive head.

Foreskin How To’s

Let’s Roll!
Gently grip his skin and glide it along his shaft, rolling it over his sensitive head and back down again. Don’t over-stroke, use lube, and ask for his feedback.

Mad Hatter.
Lube up his head, stretch up his foreskin, and lightly pinch it between your thumb and middle finger. Now roll his foreskin in tiny, gentle circles on his head for a nice scalp rub.

Two-Handed Handjobs

Double Twister.
Same as the
Twister,
but use both hands. Now twist together in one direction, then back again. Just glide smoothly over his skin. Now try twisting your wrists in opposite directions. But no “rope burns!”

Cigar Roller.
With open palms, place each hand on opposite sides of his penis. Slide them up and down, keeping your palms straight and open. Now try rolling them back and forth in opposite directions while you stroke up and down.

Pleasure Tunnel.
Do the “OK” sign around the head of his penis, and begin a downward stroke, followed immediately with the same motion from your other hand. Keep repeating from the top. Gradually enlarge your stroking surface by including more fingers, working into the Sausage
Wrap.
Now reverse your direction and add a twist at the head.

Two Thumbs Up.
Straddling yourself over his legs, wrap both hands around his shaft, placing the fingerprints from both your thumbs directly on his V-spot. Now massage that V-spot in small circular motions till it stands for Victory!

Three Pointer.
With his erection aimed at his bellybutton, keep stroking your open palm up along its underside. If his love juice lands inside his belly button, you get three points!