Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (17 page)

Now break out the vibrators! Give him the wonderful sensation of vibrations along with the soft warm feel of your mouth.

Take your time. Remember, enthusiasm is key. Love what you’re doing!

Sadie Sez:

Live a fantasy of your own!
Fulfill YOUR fantasy of being with two men! Have him use your favorite dildo on you while you’re going down on him.

Phase IV: The Eruption

It’s time to reap the reward for your loving caresses and erotic inspiration.

The key to his climax will come from your steady application of the one Golden Technique that works for your guy. Once you discover it, store it away in your memory and you’ll enjoy many happy endings together.

When do you begin the Golden Technique? When you sense he’s getting close to orgasming: faster breathing, louder moaning, tensing muscles, and gasping, “Oh yeah right THERE!!!” Just stay on your Golden Technique with the same speed, rhythm and pressure—
and
don’t stop!
Then when he erupts:

Hand Finish.
If you’re not ready to taste him, substitute your hand for your mouth without missing a beat. Use one of the techniques in Chapter 7 as you get more comfortable with the feel of his penis and his orgasm. If you’re not sure when he’s about to come, ask him to tell you.

Lip Finish.
With your lips over his head, press your tongue against his peehole. As you stroke him with your hand, let his spurts ricochet left and right off your tongue. You can easily push his love juice out of your mouth, letting it seep down his shaft. He will feel great—and it won’t hit the back of your throat.

Mouth Finish.
If you’re ready for him to come inside your mouth, but you don’t want to swallow, try this: aim him toward the inside of your cheek and use the back of your tongue to close off your throat.Then try swallowing a little, or let it all seep out onto his penis in one glorious finish.

Post Eruption.
Use this serene time to whisper, “did you enjoy that?” Very gently fondle his penis as you tell him how turned on you are, how good he feels when he comes, how you love the sight of his penis, hard or soft, and why he’s the most delicious thing on this planet.

He will now be very sensitive around the head, although he’ll enjoy your tender kisses beneath it, and the feeling of his penis softening in the warmth of your mouth—as long as you don’t brush your tongue against his now ultra-sensitive head. If you’re up for it, sweetly and slowly lick up some of his come. Watching you will be very exciting for him.

And while he’ll gladly kiss the ground you walk on, he may or may not be too eager to kiss you till you’ve wiped off your mouth. Ask—he’ll tell you.

To Swallow Or Not To Swallow

That is the question, right?

Whether you choose to swallow, or let him come everywhere with great abandon, remember that he LOVES watching you receive his come like sweet nectar.

Swallow Not.
It’s entirely up to you, because there are plenty of ways to enjoy his milky shower. It’s okay to say, ‘I don’t feel comfortable swallowing, but I’d love you come on my breasts...stomach...neck...face...anywhere!’

As he’s coming, gaze into his eyes and tell him how he turns you on. While his body lives out its orgasm, there’s no better sight or sound for him to behold.

Wherever it goes, it will get messy, and messy is good, so welcome the mess—or spread a towel on the bed to save the sheets. And if he wore a condom, the mess is completely self-contained!

Swallow Yes.
You’re about to offer your guy one of the greatest gifts a woman can bestow upon her man. To receive his orgasm, part your lips like you’re drinking water from a fountain, place them snuggly over his head, and swallow as he comes. You may find it easier to take his head inside and aim him toward your cheek. Or just take him in as far as you can and go for it!

You may need to practice your technique so you don’t gag. Always avoid making jarring spitting noises—just let it flow out of your mouth if you like. And never stop your hand or mouth from moving as he comes—his climax depends on it!

Sadie Sez:

Come...the low carb treat!
Sure it’s creamy, but come is low in fat, low in calories, low in carbohydrates and high in quality protein. It’s also got a bit of zinc, calcium. magnesium, vitamins C and B 12, potassium, phosphorus and fructose, along with a healthy portion of DNA.

Conquering Those
What If’s

What
if
I don’t like giving oral sex?

Are you flashing back to a bad experience? An ex who demanded it? Feelings of shame or guilt? Questions of respect? Perhaps you’ve worked through your issues, or now have a greater sexual maturity. Be honest with your partner. And if you’re ready to try again, start with little licks and nibbles, going only as far as you’re comfortable, trying a little more each time.

What if he doesn’t smell good?

Haul him into the shower and give him an good erotic soap-down, followed by a hot waterfall blowjob. Offer to groom and shave his pubic hair, too.

What if I’m practicing safe sex?

You don’t have to give up oral sex to practice safer sex. Unless you’re in a monogamous relationship and are certain both of you are free of all hidden risks, see the Appendix for safer sex tips and information on condoms.

What
if
he shoves my head down?

He just needs a little training.Take his hands off your head, and in a loving way, place them elsewhere. If the head pushing starts again, stop and tell him nicely that it makes you uncomfortable. If he persists, you can just stop. Game over. Be sure to bring it up when you’re not in the heat of passion. Or next time, tie his hands to the bed!