Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (15 page)

As for you, just remember: you set the depth. You set the pace.You set your comfort. You’re in control.

Safer
Sex Precaution:
To fully enjoy the pleasures of oral sex, both of you should be totally monogamous and free of all sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). If you are not monogamous lovers, or either of you engages in any high-risk behavior, read the Appendix at the end of this book
before
trying
any
of these techniques to learn how safer sex will maximize your pleasure while minimizing your risk.

Ready ... Set... Blow!

Set out just a few props now and be ready for all the action to come.

Hair Band.
If you’re done with messy hair fun, you’ll want to tie your hair back to give him a better view and keep those strands from dropping into your mouth in the heat of passion.

Thirst Quenchers.
Set out a glass of water, seedless grapes or even a few mints or menthol cough drops to keep your lips and mouth wet and lubricated.

Slippery Stuff.
Buy some good fruit-flavored water-based lickable lube—and place it within arm’s reach.

Protection.
For safer sex, have an ample supply of latex condoms close by.

You’re ready...now let’s explore the four phases of oral sex.

Phase I: The Agony Of Anticipation

Start by filling his senses with your feminine mystique. Put on that sensuous perfume you know he likes. Spray the sheets with lavender. Wear something new and sexy.

Now whisper in his ear exactly what you’ve been fantasizing about all day—and how you’re about to share that fantasy with him. Model and pose in your sexy outfit for him, while you touch yourself with sensual squeezes and exotic strokes.Tell him that what you are about to do together really turns you on, and let him tell you what he wants you to do, too.

Land soft, wet kisses on his mouth, neck and earlobes. Show him what foreplay is all about! Warm up your mouth on his finger—or your own—so he can start imagining your mouth on his penis. Let him hear what your sucking sounds like.

Now bring your mouth down just far enough on his body so he’ll think
maybe, hopefully, possibly
you’ll keep on going. Pause at his belly button long enough to heat up his brainwaves with loud silent pleading, before you continue your quest southward.

Unzip his pants and begin teasing his penis lightly with your hand as you sweep your mouth around his belly button, hips, thighs—in other words, everywhere
but.
Now lightly press your puckered lips onto his penis right through his underwear. Blow some warm moist air. Nibble lightly. Glide your talented lips up and down his shaft.

Phase II: Peeling & Revealing

It’s time for the clothes to start disappearing. Look up at him, gaze into his bedazzled eyes, and trace the tip of your tongue slowly, sensually along your warm, moist lips. Then gently pull down his underwear so you reveal only the head of his penis. Hold onto the elastic band as you let your soft cheeks brush up against his head, so he’ll scream silently, “Just suck it already!!!”

Now guide his penis to your mouth, and tease him with a couple of kisses before you remove every trace of clothing and move in for a closer lick.

Reach down and touch yourself, letting your fingers get wet with your own love juice.Then put them in your mouth or offer him your glistening fingers to lick. Look him in the eye—show him how turned on you are. You’ll surely see how turned on he is!

Now you may begin to notice a few “love drops” appear at the tip. It’s an excellent lubricant, so spread it all around his head and ridge and continue your teasing.

The first touches of your mouth will give him the most incredible sensations. Ever so slowly, glide the tip of your tongue up over the head, down the shaft and back up again. Stay slow, even though he’ll be begging you to go faster. Now take his whole head into your mouth for one full suck, and let it pop out with one loud sexy “slurp.”

Phase III: Head-On Head

Sadie Sez:

Illuminate yourself.
Don’t hide under the covers, or let your long hair block his visual treat. From room light to candlelight, set the glow so he can see.Are you brave enough to do this in broad daylight?

You’re now into the faster, rhythmical phase he’s been aching for. So get comfortable—it’s going to get wild! Try the techniques you’ll find on the following pages as your starting point, and improvise from there. Be sure to include these BJ-boosters, too:

You only need to put his penis into your mouth as far as you feel comfortable. You can start shallow, and increase the depth slowly.