Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing (14 page)

All-Over Massage.
Lube up both your hands completely. Now massage everything, from his belly button down to his inner thighs. As you glide over his skin, begin focusing more and more attention on his penis, balls and taint.

Handjob Extras

All Hands On Dick.
Don’t forget to bring your other hand into the action. Or one of his.The more the merrier!

BTaint It Fine.
Press your fingertips, knuckles or a fist gently into his taint. Stroke with your other hand.

Hot Options.
Since your mouth and one hand are free, why not put them to good use on his mouth and nipples. Don’t forget to caress his balls, taint, butt, inner thighs—or even tug his pubic hair lightly.

Go Underground.
Feel his shaft where it goes under his skin by pressing your fingers between his balls, near the top of his scrotum.

Nail Grazin’.
A light, light scratch can really get him going. Gently glide your nails along his shaft, inner thighs and balls.

Spread ‘Em.
His orgasm will take on a different feeling if you have him open his legs wide while you’re giving him your handjob.

Human Penis Ring.
While you’re stroking him with one hand, grasp him tightly at the base with your thumb and middle finger of the other. This will keep the blood in his penis and give him explosive orgasms.

Double His Pleasure.
Holding his penis like the
Human Penis Ring,
use your leading hand to stroke and twist at the top. When he reaches the point-of-no-return, bring your other hand up and surprise him with a double grand finish.

Try A SpiceJob!

Sometimes those little extras are just what’s needed to put him over the top.

Wrist It.
Just like in golf, your wrist action can change the entire stroke. Slacken your wrist and let your fingers follow as you stroke up and down—or you can stiffen up your wrist, although that’ll be more tiring on your arm.

Tease It.
Just before he explodes, divert your attention away from his penis to his other erogenous zones. Then start up on his penis again. Repeat. By the time he comes, he’ll be on the ceiling!

Torture It.
Stroke him slowly for a couple of minutes, then speed up for 10 seconds. As soon as he’s ready to explode, back off his head and work just the shaft. You’ll see him get rock-hard and beet-red. End your torture session with his favorite technique.

Twist It.
Create a slippery twisting rhythm to go along with your stroking. Each time you reach the head, add in a little extra swirly motion to make sure you light up every single nerve ending he’s got.

Tap It.
Light tapping up and down his penis—and on his V-spot—will drive him insane, or wake up a penis that’s playing hard to get.

Look Ma...No Hands!

Violin Concerto.
Run the soft skin of your arm up and down along his shaft, V-spot and ridge, like you’re playing soft classical music in an orchestra.

Lip Job.
Slather your vulva with plenty of lube, then position yourself on top, with his penis snuggly between your labia. Now glide the two of you into heaven!

Leave It To Cleavage.
No guy can resist the space between the breasts. Just lube ‘em up, push’em together, and slide him in.

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Giving Great Head

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f there’s a heaven, what do you suppose guys are praying for when they arrive? Hot fudge sundaes? You bet—being licked off them by eager, creative, bodacious angels!

Blowjobs. Head. Hummers. BJs. Going Down. Fellatio. Whatever you call it, guys will do anything to get it. After all, it’s their complete erotic fantasy come true: sights, sounds, sensations and screaming orgasms. Oral sex is as hot and intimate as it comes.

That explains why many guys dream about the female mouth even more than the vagina (if you can believe that!).Why? Both are warm, wet and tight—but the mouth has a tongue that licks, lips that suck, and teeth that tease.

So be empowered! You have his full trust. He’s at your mercy. And you control every moment of his pleasure. Oral sex is the ultimate sexual gift you can give to your guy. So why not give it your all?

Blowjob Basics

Did you find the pamphlet that came with the guy’s penis the first time you tried oral
sex? No?
Then I’ll bet you had to figure it all out all by yourself, while you awkwardly took his manhood into your mouth.

So let’s start fresh today, okay?

I’m about to show you enticing oral sex techniques for you to take only as far as you please.You don’t have to “deep throat” him. You don’t have to taste his come.And you certainly don’t have to swallow—although you just might like it after all. Just pick and choose what tickles your fancy, and advance from there.

Start by getting comfortable. Oral sex can be a bit tiring, so be sure to position yourself so your upper body and shoulders can move up and down with you. And if your neck gets sore, he’s got two hands that should be more than willing to massage it for you.

Sadie Sez:

The best blowjob ever!
Do you know the ONE technique that elevates a great blowjob into an outstanding blowjob?
Enthusiasm.
More than paint-by-the-numbers know-how, true oral sex artistry comes from wrapping energy, emotion, joy and rapture into your orgasmic masterpiece.Try it!

You’ll also discover that if you’re currently pregnant, or you don’t want to be, oral sex is the perfect pleasure solution! And if either of you has a physical disability or recent injury that makes intercourse challenging or impossible, a good blowjob will have you both feeling better fast.