99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers (2 page)

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Reason 12:
Waking up in the morning before you do

Reason 13:
Cat butt in the face

Reason 14:
Defecates to show displeasure

Reason 15:
They refuse to get a job

Reason 16:
And they sleep all day.

Reason 17:
Women think cats are people.

Reason 18:
Pretending not to understand English

Reason 19:
Thinking every can is full of tuna

Reason 20:
Climbing your leg like it’s a tree

Reason 21:
If cats could vote, they wouldn’t bother.

Reason 22:
Bathing in your own spit is gross.

Reason 23:
You can’t help liking them as kittens.

Reason 24:
But they still grow up into cats.

Reason 25:
Cats knock over your stuff...

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