Authors: Tom Briscoe
Waking up in the morning before you do
Cat butt in the face
Defecates to show displeasure
They refuse to get a job
And they sleep all day.
Women think cats are people.
Pretending not to understand English
Thinking every can is full of tuna
Climbing your leg like it’s a tree
If cats could vote, they wouldn’t bother.
Bathing in your own spit is gross.
You can’t help liking them as kittens.
But they still grow up into cats.
Cats knock over your stuff...