99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers (7 page)

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Reason 82:
Who said only black cats were bad luck?

Reason 83:
They don’t pay for the furniture they destroy.

Reason 84:
Ancient Egyptians thought cats were gods.

Reason 85:
You can actually be allergic to the darn things.

Reason 86:
If you’re allergic to cats, they love you.

Reason 87:
Cat collar escape artists

Reason 88:
We’re starting to get “Crazy Cat Men.”

Reason 89:
Their cold, cold wet noses

Reason 90:
Cats are smart enough to climb up trees but not down them.

Reason 91:
Every chair is the cat’s chair.

Reason 92:
Being sneaky

Reason 93:
When you want to find your cat, you can’t.

Reason 94:
Drinking your drinks

Reason 95:
The world is their scratching post.

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