Authors: Tom Briscoe
Who said only black cats were bad luck?
They don’t pay for the furniture they destroy.
Ancient Egyptians thought cats were gods.
You can actually be allergic to the darn things.
If you’re allergic to cats, they love you.
Cat collar escape artists
We’re starting to get “Crazy Cat Men.”
Their cold, cold wet noses
Cats are smart enough to climb up trees but not down them.
Every chair is the cat’s chair.
When you want to find your cat, you can’t.
Drinking your drinks
The world is their scratching post.