99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers (4 page)

Reason 40:
Extremely loud fighting

Reason 41:
Extremely loud mating

Reason 42:
Ever tried to give one a pill? It’s ugly.

Reason 43:
The claws

Reason 44:
The sharp, pointy teeth

Reason 45:
Their Broadway musical made no sense.

Reason 46:
They still have to eat when you’re on vacation.

Reason 47:
The cat’s medicine costs more than yours.

Reason 48:
Demands lovin’ even when you’re busy

Reason 49:
Walking flea motel

Reason 50:
Cat poop is like candy for dogs.

Reason 51:
Resists a water bath

Reason 52:
Bopping Christmas ornaments

Reason 53:
Chewing bows on presents