Authors: Tom Briscoe
Extremely loud fighting
Extremely loud mating
Ever tried to give one a pill? It’s ugly.
The sharp, pointy teeth
Their Broadway musical made no sense.
They still have to eat when you’re on vacation.
The cat’s medicine costs more than yours.
Demands lovin’ even when you’re busy
Walking flea motel
Cat poop is like candy for dogs.
Resists a water bath
Bopping Christmas ornaments
Chewing bows on presents