99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers

BOOK: 99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers
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99 Reasons to Hate Cats

by Tom Briscoe
hatecats.com

All characters and events portrayed in this book are probably real. Any similarity to real persons or cats, living or dead, is in your own mind unless you happen to be the cartoonist himself, his lovely spouse or adorable children.

Copyright ©2012, Tom Briscoe
All rights reserved.

No part of this book may be reproduced, stored or transmitted without express written permission by the cartoonist. So there.

For Mindé,
without you I would have never created this book

Reason 1:
They eat your plants.

Reason 2:
They eat your other pets.

Reason 3:
They only love you at dinner time.

Reason 4:
Smelling the litter box

Reason 5:
Cleaning the litter box

Reason 6:
Cleaning around the litter box

Reason 7:
Cats land on their feet no matter how far you throw them.

Reason 8:
Fighting at 1 a.m.

Reason 9:
Obsessive ribbon eating

Reason 10:
Hair ball hurking at 2 a.m.

Reason 11:
Fighting at 4 a.m.

BOOK: 99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers
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