Authors: Tom Briscoe
From the top of your tallest bookshelf.
Cats will steal their own food.
They binge mindlessly on the spoils.
Then they barf it all back up.
And then cry for more food.
Cat pee stinks.
They’re faster than a thrown pillow.
If you were small enough, they’d eat you.
If you were small enough, they’d maim and then eat you.
If you were small enough, they’d maim, play with and then eat you.
Cats are smart enough to do tricks but they won’t.
Cats don’t really eat lasagna. Even the fat ones.
Curiosity isn’t as lethal as it should be.
Freaking out when bugs are in the house