Authors: Tom Briscoe
Won’t admit to catnip addiction
They tend to get lost...
And show up days later for no good reason.
Bed ruffle lurking
Cats move too fast to kick.
Always underfoot at the top of the stairs
Uses predator instinct on stuffed animals
Cats are total tramps.
There’s just too many of them.
You have to pay to keep them from multiplying.
9 lives?! Seriously?
You can’t lose ‘em because the kids would notice.