Authors: Tom Briscoe
Santa gives them catnip not coal.
Thinks dead animals make good gifts
Throws up in just the wrong spot
There’s no such thing as a “Crazy Dog Lady.”
Leeches your body heat in winter
Women think this behavior shows “love.”
Can’t be claimed as a dependent on taxes
Insane kitty room-to-room racing
They never write “thank you” notes.
Cat hair on your pillow
Cat hair on your couch
Cat hair on your best clothes
Chronic glass tipping