OMG! I'm in Love with a Geek! (34 page)

Becca and Jade have made missile hats too. We have agreed to hold our “missile” hats in our hands as we walk and put our “people” hats on our heads. It's going to look BIG.

FINAL DRESS REHERSAL.

It seemed to go really well. I think once we get the hang of holding our hats and having them on our heads too we'll be fine!

ACTUAL PERFORMANCE OF
BATTLES – HOME AND AWAY
.

It went OK except for the following – minor – points:

•   Dibbo Hannah forgot to drop the chair representing conflict so I just shouted “WAR” randomly.

•   When Clare was meant to shout, “You're not my dad!” during the domestic argument scene she yelled, “You're not my dog!” – and giggled.

•   I slipped on a script that Hannah had left on the floor but I think I made it look like I'd been shot. A bit.

•   Jade got really nervous and forgot her lines. Instead of saying, “War is the very worst that mankind has to offer. It is tears and bloodshed for NOTHING!” she said, “War's a bit bad really.”

•   Dibbo Hannah cannot hold and wear a hat at the same time.

•   Nor can Becca or Jade.

•   Or me. Must be a missile thing. And a Dibbo Hannah thing.

I think we'll get at least a “B” though – everyone does!

History.

Since when did we study Russia?! I know lots about Germany.

I think I might have put a bit too much time into Dance/Drama.

Geography.

Erosional landforms?!!

Dimple was writing like mad. She says erosional landforms are different to depositional landforms.

I have definitely put too much time into Dance/Drama.

YES!!! I got fold mountains right.

I am FULL-ON revising today.

I am now officially determined to be AMAZING at French, Maths, Science and English.

It's just to get some decent clothes, not to be a total geek.

LOL! Gran saw MGK buying swimwear in Debenhams today. Gran said, “I know she's tiny but she was picking way too small sizes. Her backside looked like a gorge with a tiny hammock strung over it.”

YES!!! MGK will look STUPID!

Or like a beach queen of hotness in hardly anything.

Dear Charlotte Brontë –
Jane Eyre
is depressing and Mr Rochester sounds horrible. I've been out with a moody boy with secrets and it's no fun. Oh, and thanks for letting Helen die of coughing. I actually liked her.

English and French! I may have done slightly well actually. I worked out what Raoul and his monkey wanted to do in the French listening test! They both wanted to go marching. Perhaps it's a French army thing.

Jen says it wasn't marching. It's WALKING! It sounded like marching.

Why was a monkey going walking anyway?! Raoul must be a weirdo.

Science and Maths.

I may have done very badly. I don't understand redshift.

If the Big Bang and the Universe is still expanding, how do we know that we won't expand till we snap?

It's depressing that the Earth may twang and break like an elastic band but at least no one would care about my exam results then!

Except Mum. She'd find a way to nag me from the nothingness of space! LOL!

EXAMS FINISHED –